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22-08-2008, 08:11 AM #2951
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22-08-2008, 08:14 AM #2952
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22-08-2008, 08:15 AM #2953
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22-08-2008, 08:44 AM #2954
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22-08-2008, 08:44 AM #2955
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Originally Posted by Noxide
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These are great Dominee!!
Got more but I'd get banned for life if I posted them...
Book Report
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His school professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :.... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:.... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :.... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:.... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :.... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :.... Bill is a bullsh*t artist.
Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:.... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:.... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :.... Let's not go there.
Titanic:.... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:.... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :.... Clinton doesn't remember Jack sh*t.
Titanic:.... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :.... Monica... Ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:.... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :.... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
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22-08-2008, 08:57 AM #2956
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22-08-2008, 09:03 AM #2957
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22-08-2008, 09:08 AM #2958
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22-08-2008, 10:18 AM #2959
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22-08-2008, 10:51 AM #2960
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Originally Posted by Noxide
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- That must taste crappy...
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