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    The maid, you dont get mail on a sunday

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    What has 3 holes and you stick your fingers in them?

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    a bowlingbal !

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    3 ants are moving in a row
    the ant at the front says "there are 2 ants behind me"
    the ant at the back says "there are 2 ants infront of me"
    but the ant in the middle says " there are 2 ants infront of me and 2 behind me"

    how is it possible??

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    1. A horse travels the same distance every day.

    Oddly, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles.

    It would seem that two of the horse's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true.

    Since the horse is normal, how is this situation possible?



    2. A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible


    3. A man is found lying dead, face down in the middle of the desert.

    He is wearing a backpack.

    His ribs are crushed.

    The post mortem shows that he died, suddenly, 2 months ago.

    Yet no one has crossed the dessert for 3 months.

    What happened?

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    Simon Simpleton was born in London, England.
    His mother was Welsh and his father Scottish.

    When Simon was eight his mother died.

    When Simon was ten his father married an Irish women and suddenly Simon had an Irish sister.

    When Simon was twenty four he graduated as a lawyer and took a job in Edinburgh, Scotland.

    He is now sixty six.

    Why can he not be buried on the banks of Loch Lomond in his favourite village of Luss, in Bonnie Scotland .

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    Does the Muslim religion allow a man to marry his widow’s sister?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliImran008 Log in to see links
    1. A horse travels the same distance every day.

    Oddly, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles.

    It would seem that two of the horse's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true.

    Since the horse is normal, how is this situation possible?



    2. A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible


    3. A man is found lying dead, face down in the middle of the desert.

    He is wearing a backpack.

    His ribs are crushed.

    The post mortem shows that he died, suddenly, 2 months ago.

    Yet no one has crossed the dessert for 3 months.

    What happened?

    1. The two legs on one side, e.g right side, do 31 miles while the other side goes 30 miles. This just means the horse would be slightly going off to the left.
    2. The rope is not tied to anything at the other end
    3. He jumped from a plane, and his parachute didn't work.
    .

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliImran008 Log in to see links
    Simon Simpleton was born in London, England.
    His mother was Welsh and his father Scottish.

    When Simon was eight his mother died.

    When Simon was ten his father married an Irish women and suddenly Simon had an Irish sister.

    When Simon was twenty four he graduated as a lawyer and took a job in Edinburgh, Scotland.

    He is now sixty six.

    Why can he not be buried on the banks of Loch Lomond in his favourite village of Luss, in Bonnie Scotland .
    He's 66, he's not dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliImran008 Log in to see links
    Does the Muslim religion allow a man to marry his widow’s sister?
    No,cos if he has a widow it means he dead

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