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29-10-2008, 10:04 AM #5911
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29-10-2008, 10:09 AM #5912
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29-10-2008, 10:13 AM #5914
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29-10-2008, 10:13 AM #5915
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29-10-2008, 10:15 AM #5916
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29-10-2008, 10:17 AM #5917
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29-10-2008, 10:19 AM #5918
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29-10-2008, 10:29 AM #5919
A traffic policeman stops a woman and asks to see her driving licence.
'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.'
'Well,' replies the woman, 'I have contacts.'
'Lady, I don't care who you know, your still going to get a ticket.'
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29-10-2008, 10:30 AM #5920
Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?"
Wife: "In the swimming pool."