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    Post You know you are a social media addict when…

    You know you are a social media addict when:

    1. You start texting/thinking in #hashtags

    2. Facebook/Twitter updates are the first thing you read in the morning (who needs the news?)

    3. Your self-worth is correlated by the number of retweets that week

    4. You have photo shoots (by yourself) for a “facebook” profile picture

    5. You are more comfortable with IMs, DMs, wall postings and tweets then an in-person conversation

    6. You refresh your social networks for new messages/updates multiple times within 60 seconds

    7. Pictures aren’t for scrapbooks or memories, they are for twitter and facebook (duh!)

    8. You are slowly becoming ADD, meaning you can’t sit still without your iPhone, Driod, iPad or mobile device to entertain you (let’s not even talk about when your battery dies…)

    9. All of your worldly knowledge and news updates come from a blog posting or twitter update

    10. You actually say the letters “LOL” in your regular conversations

    11. You have given up on proper grammar in emails and messages a long time ago (especially when it comes to “u” and “2”)

    12.Your first response to breaking news is to craft an intriguing update via your social networks

    13. You used to have plants… but now they just take too much attention

    14. Random letters and numbers start to have meaning to you

    15. You spend more time with social media then your family (oops!)

    16. You put the @ symbol to address someone in an email

    17. The fail whale causes you to refresh the page 287878 times

    18. You start to imagine the sound of DM pings (hopefully this happens to other people…)

    19. You direct people to your facebook profile/ twitter – instead of giving them your number

    20. You belong to more Social Media sites than extracurricular organizations

    21. All of the blogs/twitters/facebooks you update start to give you a mini identity crisis

    22. You “multi-task” and have no shame checking your social networks in mid conversation

    23. You find out your best friend’s birthday through facebook

    24. You still hang on to that MySpace account (it will make a comeback someday – right?)

    25. You agree with many of these points in secret – then retweet it

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    A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the
    appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to
    enter a password.

    The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter
    his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by
    stating each letter out loud as he typed:

    P...E...N...I...S

    His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

    **** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

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