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16-04-2011, 03:22 AM #15351Site Contributor MemberOriginally Posted by Vivian Log in to see links
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16-04-2011, 04:50 AM #15352
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17-04-2011, 05:09 AM #15353
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18-04-2011, 08:05 AM #15354
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18-04-2011, 06:15 PM #15355
There was a knock on the door this morning, I opened it and there was a young well dressed man standing there who said:
"I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
I said "Come in and sit down, what do you want to talk about?"
He said, " Beats the hell out of me" . I've never gotten this far before."
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19-04-2011, 04:37 AM #15356
thaks guys cause post all funniest here. Just now receive a call that make me angry and after c all the post here feel better now!!
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20-04-2011, 09:55 AM #15357
An elderly couple were attending church services. About halfway through, the wife
wrote a note and handed it to her husband.
The note said, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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20-04-2011, 06:45 PM #15358Site Contributor Member
Racism Towards English Speakers
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21-04-2011, 02:35 AM #15359
Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss:Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
Employee:Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.
Boss:Yes.
Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.
Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.
Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.
Boss: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?
Employee: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!
Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?
Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!
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22-04-2011, 06:39 AM #15360
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