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24-05-2010, 04:03 PM #13701Site Contributor Member
Funny Mouse
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24-05-2010, 09:41 PM #13702
A man in a bar has a couple of beers and the barman tells him he owes 6.50.
'But I paid you, don't you remember?' replies the customer.
'Okay,' says the barman, 'if you said you paid, you did.'
The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the barman can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not.
The second man then rushes in, orders a beer and later plays the same trick.
The barman replies, 'If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it.'
Soon the customer goes out into the street, sees an old friend, and tells him how he got some free drinks and told him to try it too.
The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink double scotches when suddenly, the barman leans over and says, 'You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right in the mouth.'
'Don't bother me with your troubles,' the final patron responds. 'Just give me my change and I'll be on my way.'
Wife: When you drink Indian i.e. desi and come home, you call me 'Rani'(Queen). When you drink English, you call me fairy. What have you drunk today that you are calling me a witch?
Husband: I am not drunk today, sweetheart!
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25-05-2010, 09:24 AM #13703Originally Posted by Noxide Log in to see linksOriginally Posted by Noxide Log in to see links
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26-05-2010, 02:54 AM #13704
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A nox parrot ?
A blueball factory
Last edited by gerrit1951; 27-05-2010 at 12:35 AM.
something for everyone
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26-05-2010, 07:33 AM #13705Originally Posted by gerrit1951 Log in to see links
I've been looking for that bird for a while now...
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26-05-2010, 08:15 AM #13706
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26-05-2010, 08:19 AM #13707
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26-05-2010, 08:52 AM #13708
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26-05-2010, 10:14 AM #13709
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26-05-2010, 10:28 PM #13710
A man was out golfing one day when he hit his ball into the woods. he went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to him, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.'
He did and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there is a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your wife will get 10 times more or better!' The man said, 'That's okay.'
For his first wish, he wanted to be the most handsome man in the world. The frog warned him, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your wife the most beautiful woman in the world, and men will flock around her.' The man replied, ' That's okay, because I will be the most handsome man, and she will only have eyes for me.' So, KAZAM - he became the most handsome man in the world!
For his second wish, he wanted to be the richest man in the world. The frog said, 'That will make your wife the richest woman in the world, and she will be ten times richer than you.' The man said, 'That's okay because what's mine is her and what's her is mine.' So, KAZAM he became the richest man in the world!
The frog asked him what he would like for her third wish. he said, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
A husband & wife were home one evening watching 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire.' The husband looks at the wife and says, 'C'mon honey, lets go upstairs and fool around.' The wife says, 'NO!' The husband says, 'Aw c'mon. Let's go upstairs and fool around.' The wife again says, 'NO!'
The husband asks, 'Is that your final answer?' The wife says, 'YES, that is my final answer.'
The husband then asks, 'Can I phone a friend?'