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[Yuros]

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[Kevin]

..... How could it be happened?

[tiiger87]

one man built face scanning login system.
He used it. it worked.
The next day it didnt login.
guess why.


Answer below:

He shaved

[mix93]

[jmarin]

"ANY KEY"
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How to have your privacy...
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[Yuros]

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Seriously cheaper....

[Noxide]

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last
words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down
and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're
afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I
threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at
the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and
continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and
said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

[Cyclonus]

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