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[Yuros]

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[jowkah]

this is from god to all atheists

im only kiddin

[jowkah]

we all gotta stay in fashion right?

jus not be stuk in da 80`s like dis duck

[jowkah]

ah, ish shooo warm!

[apoteka]

What if the Bible was written by geeks
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Jesus on the olympics
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[jowkah]

i wonder where he is???

[jowkah]

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[jowkah]

ok so we have all come across a few curses or disses.
i`ll like to tell u all a few that made me cry with laughter!!


your so skinny that when u eat a molteaser(a round chocolate) you look pregnant!

your so ugly that your mum had to feed you with a slingshot!

your so fat that when you whent past the t.v you missed 6 episodes of simpsons.

your so fat that when you stood on a weighing scale it said to be continued...

your so dumb that you got tangled in a cordless phone.

your so dumb that when the doctore asked you to take a seat you took his chair home!

your so fat that when you got hit by a bus you said "hey, who threw that stone?"

your so dumb that when you got traped in tesco you starved to death.

your so skinny you could hoola hoop with part rings!

loooool i had soo much fun writing these down but please do not use this to offend anyone, it is only a joke that u can pass with friends or family.

[mix93]

ARAB MAN
> > > An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
> > > 'Your name pls.'?
> > > 'Abdul Aziz '
> > > 'Sex? '
> > > 'Six times a week!! '
> > > 'No, no, I mean male or female! '
> > > 'Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !'
> > >

I know one, almost the same:

An Arav at the airport:
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no, I mean male or female?
-Male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer runs too fast!

[Kevin]

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