3 Word Story.

[Noxide]

His uncle dave, doesn't like women, or men, but he does like animals. His favourite animals are sheep, who are part of the village. A welsh village it was, with many welsh people, believe it or not, well really terpends on if there was a massive sheep festival, which i attended along with Kevin, we ate pie (not that kind), it was apple and mutton pie, it wasn't nice at first but after a few minutes it started tasting, really very nice and Kevin even had seconds as he was hungry, even the sheep started looking tasty, but they did not want to be eaten alive so they fled into the hills where they found a big pot of sheep killing poison.

Back at the high security bank the bodies of naked dead girls were being taken to hong kong, on a giant moose. When they got stopped by the hong kong police, they searched the giant moose for any signs of illegally imported bugs, but all they found were english civil war enthusiast bugs. Later on, the bugs will be immigrated back to Russia, where they will be put on trial for preverting the course of justice, but then, the bugs were eaten by a 50ft woman who looked a bit like ann widdicombe. Soon as the bugs had only just been killed, a zombie has revived, which looked like Boris Johnson MP, whoever that, really liked cheese, he also liked half-dead people, he was a necrophiliac and he was very lonely because his wife had died only four seconds ago. The zombie ate her hands first because he was a fetish and he loved them cold and stiff with salt.

The next day 2 million zombies started to party outside the Anfield stadium because the gates had been locked and suddenly the zombies stopped dancing. Silence everywhere....one zombie said, "uggh" as his favourite football player, "Jamie Carragher" appeared and started making tricks with a ball. Suddenly he hurt himself when the ball landed on his nose. Blood flew everywhere, which attracted vampires and werewolves, but Jamie didn't care, because she was indeed a man on the verge of killing himself to satisfy his mate Boris Johnson whoever that is.

Back in the welsh village, Kevin was still eating the pie, but not that much. The vampires were nowhere to be seen, and Kevin will not be happy when he's called normal, the sheep on the other hand had drunk the last bit of

[EvilSpaghetti]

His uncle dave, doesn't like women, or men, but he does like animals. His favourite animals are sheep, who are part of the village. A welsh village it was, with many welsh people, believe it or not, well really terpends on if there was a massive sheep festival, which i attended along with Kevin, we ate pie (not that kind), it was apple and mutton pie, it wasn't nice at first but after a few minutes it started tasting, really very nice and Kevin even had seconds as he was hungry, even the sheep started looking tasty, but they did not want to be eaten alive so they fled into the hills where they found a big pot of sheep killing poison.

Back at the high security bank the bodies of naked dead girls were being taken to hong kong, on a giant moose. When they got stopped by the hong kong police, they searched the giant moose for any signs of illegally imported bugs, but all they found were english civil war enthusiast bugs. Later on, the bugs will be immigrated back to Russia, where they will be put on trial for preverting the course of justice, but then, the bugs were eaten by a 50ft woman who looked a bit like ann widdicombe. Soon as the bugs had only just been killed, a zombie has revived, which looked like Boris Johnson MP, whoever that, really liked cheese, he also liked half-dead people, he was a necrophiliac and he was very lonely because his wife had died only four seconds ago. The zombie ate her hands first because he was a fetish and he loved them cold and stiff with salt.

The next day 2 million zombies started to party outside the Anfield stadium because the gates had been locked and suddenly the zombies stopped dancing. Silence everywhere....one zombie said, "uggh" as his favourite football player, "Jamie Carragher" appeared and started making tricks with a ball. Suddenly he hurt himself when the ball landed on his nose. Blood flew everywhere, which attracted vampires and werewolves, but Jamie didn't care, because she was indeed a man on the verge of killing himself to satisfy his mate Boris Johnson whoever that is.

Back in the welsh village, Kevin was still eating the pie, but not that much. The vampires were nowhere to be seen, and Kevin will not be happy when he's called normal, the sheep on the other hand had drunk the last bit of the poison, which...

[Noxide]

His uncle dave, doesn't like women, or men, but he does like animals. His favourite animals are sheep, who are part of the village. A welsh village it was, with many welsh people, believe it or not, well really terpends on if there was a massive sheep festival, which i attended along with Kevin, we ate pie (not that kind), it was apple and mutton pie, it wasn't nice at first but after a few minutes it started tasting, really very nice and Kevin even had seconds as he was hungry, even the sheep started looking tasty, but they did not want to be eaten alive so they fled into the hills where they found a big pot of sheep killing poison.

Back at the high security bank the bodies of naked dead girls were being taken to hong kong, on a giant moose. When they got stopped by the hong kong police, they searched the giant moose for any signs of illegally imported bugs, but all they found were english civil war enthusiast bugs. Later on, the bugs will be immigrated back to Russia, where they will be put on trial for preverting the course of justice, but then, the bugs were eaten by a 50ft woman who looked a bit like ann widdicombe. Soon as the bugs had only just been killed, a zombie has revived, which looked like Boris Johnson MP, whoever that, really liked cheese, he also liked half-dead people, he was a necrophiliac and he was very lonely because his wife had died only four seconds ago. The zombie ate her hands first because he was a fetish and he loved them cold and stiff with salt.

The next day 2 million zombies started to party outside the Anfield stadium because the gates had been locked and suddenly the zombies stopped dancing. Silence everywhere....one zombie said, "uggh" as his favourite football player, "Jamie Carragher" appeared and started making tricks with a ball. Suddenly he hurt himself when the ball landed on his nose. Blood flew everywhere, which attracted vampires and werewolves, but Jamie didn't care, because she was indeed a man on the verge of killing himself to satisfy his mate Boris Johnson whoever that is.

Back in the welsh village, Kevin was still eating the pie, but not that much. The vampires were nowhere to be seen, and Kevin will not be happy when he's called normal, the sheep on the other hand had drunk the last bit of the poison, which meant that Andy

[Andy]

Can someone please just reply and say something random, because i havent had any emails today from mobiles24 instant email notifications.

I do not know if it is my email or not

[EvilSpaghetti]

Can someone please just reply and say something random, because i havent had any emails today from mobiles24 instant email notifications.

I do not know if it is my email or not

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[inferno-was-here]

His uncle dave, doesn't like women, or men, but he does like animals. His favourite animals are sheep, who are part of the village. A welsh village it was, with many welsh people, believe it or not, well really terpends on if there was a massive sheep festival, which i attended along with Kevin, we ate pie (not that kind), it was apple and mutton pie, it wasn't nice at first but after a few minutes it started tasting, really very nice and Kevin even had seconds as he was hungry, even the sheep started looking tasty, but they did not want to be eaten alive so they fled into the hills where they found a big pot of sheep killing poison.

Back at the high security bank the bodies of naked dead girls were being taken to hong kong, on a giant moose. When they got stopped by the hong kong police, they searched the giant moose for any signs of illegally imported bugs, but all they found were english civil war enthusiast bugs. Later on, the bugs will be immigrated back to Russia, where they will be put on trial for preverting the course of justice, but then, the bugs were eaten by a 50ft woman who looked a bit like ann widdicombe. Soon as the bugs had only just been killed, a zombie has revived, which looked like Boris Johnson MP, whoever that, really liked cheese, he also liked half-dead people, he was a necrophiliac and he was very lonely because his wife had died only four seconds ago. The zombie ate her hands first because he was a fetish and he loved them cold and stiff with salt.

The next day 2 million zombies started to party outside the Anfield stadium because the gates had been locked and suddenly the zombies stopped dancing. Silence everywhere....one zombie said, "uggh" as his favourite football player, "Jamie Carragher" appeared and started making tricks with a ball. Suddenly he hurt himself when the ball landed on his nose. Blood flew everywhere, which attracted vampires and werewolves, but Jamie didn't care, because she was indeed a man on the verge of killing himself to satisfy his mate Boris Johnson whoever that is.

Back in the welsh village, Kevin was still eating the pie, but not that much. The vampires were nowhere to be seen, and Kevin will not be happy when he's called normal, the sheep on the other hand had drunk the last bit of the poison, which meant that Andy invulnerable of poison...

[Noxide]

is uncle dave, doesn't like women, or men, but he does like animals. His favourite animals are sheep, who are part of the village. A welsh village it was, with many welsh people, believe it or not, well really terpends on if there was a massive sheep festival, which i attended along with Kevin, we ate pie (not that kind), it was apple and mutton pie, it wasn't nice at first but after a few minutes it started tasting, really very nice and Kevin even had seconds as he was hungry, even the sheep started looking tasty, but they did not want to be eaten alive so they fled into the hills where they found a big pot of sheep killing poison.

Back at the high security bank the bodies of naked dead girls were being taken to hong kong, on a giant moose. When they got stopped by the hong kong police, they searched the giant moose for any signs of illegally imported bugs, but all they found were english civil war enthusiast bugs. Later on, the bugs will be immigrated back to Russia, where they will be put on trial for preverting the course of justice, but then, the bugs were eaten by a 50ft woman who looked a bit like ann widdicombe. Soon as the bugs had only just been killed, a zombie has revived, which looked like Boris Johnson MP, whoever that, really liked cheese, he also liked half-dead people, he was a necrophiliac and he was very lonely because his wife had died only four seconds ago. The zombie ate her hands first because he was a fetish and he loved them cold and stiff with salt.

The next day 2 million zombies started to party outside the Anfield stadium because the gates had been locked and suddenly the zombies stopped dancing. Silence everywhere....one zombie said, "uggh" as his favourite football player, "Jamie Carragher" appeared and started making tricks with a ball. Suddenly he hurt himself when the ball landed on his nose. Blood flew everywhere, which attracted vampires and werewolves, but Jamie didn't care, because she was indeed a man on the verge of killing himself to satisfy his mate Boris Johnson whoever that is.

Back in the welsh village, Kevin was still eating the pie, but not that much. The vampires were nowhere to be seen, and Kevin will not be happy when he's called normal, the sheep on the other hand had drunk the last bit of the poison, which meant that Andy invulnerable of poison needed something else

[inferno-was-here]

is uncle dave, doesn't like women, or men, but he does like animals. His favourite animals are sheep, who are part of the village. A welsh village it was, with many welsh people, believe it or not, well really terpends on if there was a massive sheep festival, which i attended along with Kevin, we ate pie (not that kind), it was apple and mutton pie, it wasn't nice at first but after a few minutes it started tasting, really very nice and Kevin even had seconds as he was hungry, even the sheep started looking tasty, but they did not want to be eaten alive so they fled into the hills where they found a big pot of sheep killing poison.

Back at the high security bank the bodies of naked dead girls were being taken to hong kong, on a giant moose. When they got stopped by the hong kong police, they searched the giant moose for any signs of illegally imported bugs, but all they found were english civil war enthusiast bugs. Later on, the bugs will be immigrated back to Russia, where they will be put on trial for preverting the course of justice, but then, the bugs were eaten by a 50ft woman who looked a bit like ann widdicombe. Soon as the bugs had only just been killed, a zombie has revived, which looked like Boris Johnson MP, whoever that, really liked cheese, he also liked half-dead people, he was a necrophiliac and he was very lonely because his wife had died only four seconds ago. The zombie ate her hands first because he was a fetish and he loved them cold and stiff with salt.

The next day 2 million zombies started to party outside the Anfield stadium because the gates had been locked and suddenly the zombies stopped dancing. Silence everywhere....one zombie said, "uggh" as his favourite football player, "Jamie Carragher" appeared and started making tricks with a ball. Suddenly he hurt himself when the ball landed on his nose. Blood flew everywhere, which attracted vampires and werewolves, but Jamie didn't care, because she was indeed a man on the verge of killing himself to satisfy his mate Boris Johnson whoever that is.

Back in the welsh village, Kevin was still eating the pie, but not that much. The vampires were nowhere to be seen, and Kevin will not be happy when he's called normal, the sheep on the other hand had drunk the last bit of the poison, which meant that Andy invulnerable of poison needed something else shocking and killing...

[Joncallim]

is uncle dave, doesn't like women, or men, but he does like animals. His favourite animals are sheep, who are part of the village. A welsh village it was, with many welsh people, believe it or not, well really terpends on if there was a massive sheep festival, which i attended along with Kevin, we ate pie (not that kind), it was apple and mutton pie, it wasn't nice at first but after a few minutes it started tasting, really very nice and Kevin even had seconds as he was hungry, even the sheep started looking tasty, but they did not want to be eaten alive so they fled into the hills where they found a big pot of sheep killing poison.

Back at the high security bank the bodies of naked dead girls were being taken to hong kong, on a giant moose. When they got stopped by the hong kong police, they searched the giant moose for any signs of illegally imported bugs, but all they found were english civil war enthusiast bugs. Later on, the bugs will be immigrated back to Russia, where they will be put on trial for preverting the course of justice, but then, the bugs were eaten by a 50ft woman who looked a bit like ann widdicombe. Soon as the bugs had only just been killed, a zombie has revived, which looked like Boris Johnson MP, whoever that, really liked cheese, he also liked half-dead people, he was a necrophiliac and he was very lonely because his wife had died only four seconds ago. The zombie ate her hands first because he was a fetish and he loved them cold and stiff with salt.

The next day 2 million zombies started to party outside the Anfield stadium because the gates had been locked and suddenly the zombies stopped dancing. Silence everywhere....one zombie said, "uggh" as his favourite football player, "Jamie Carragher" appeared and started making tricks with a ball. Suddenly he hurt himself when the ball landed on his nose. Blood flew everywhere, which attracted vampires and werewolves, but Jamie didn't care, because she was indeed a man on the verge of killing himself to satisfy his mate Boris Johnson whoever that is.

Back in the welsh village, Kevin was still eating the pie, but not that much. The vampires were nowhere to be seen, and Kevin will not be happy when he's called normal, the sheep on the other hand had drunk the last bit of the poison, which meant that Andy invulnerable of poison needed something else shocking and killing except for Haggis...

[Noxide]

Now I've lost the plot completely