3 Word Story.

[Andy]

Boris Johnson ?? Who the hell is that ?? Please can we keep to famous people ??

[EvilSpaghetti]

Don't you watch the news?

or have i got news for you?

[EvilSpaghetti]

Mr Boris Johnson

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London mayor

[Andy]

I bet you, about 90% of people will not know who he is

[EvilSpaghetti]

true

then again i dont think he even knows who he is.

[Andy]

- Imagine being really famous for something, but you dont know what it is

[EvilSpaghetti]

Boris johnson then


But just waking up in the morning as seeing your face everywhere and not knowing why.

i would laugh

[Andy]

I think we better more on from this converstation

[EvilSpaghetti]

back to the story then...

[Noxide]

In a hi-security bank three naked ladies breakdancing on teller's were arrested for killing those ladies. Noxide wasn't too worried because he had alot more sexy and gorgeous ladies willing to lick his toes in exchange for a night of passion. But Noxide declined the offer, as he was busy that night, doing man things, with his dad, but nothing incest, well so say nothing.

His uncle dave, doesn't like women, or men, but he does like animals. His favourite animals are sheep, who are part of the village. A welsh village it was, with many welsh people, believe it or not, well really terpends on if there was a massive sheep festival, which i attended along with Kevin, we ate pie (not that kind), it was apple and mutton pie, it wasn't nice at first but after a few minutes it started tasting, really very nice and Kevin even had seconds as he was hungry, even the sheep started looking tasty, but they did not want to be eaten alive so they fled into the hills where they found a big pot of sheep killing poison.

Back at the high security bank the bodies of naked dead girls were being taken to hong kong, on a giant moose. When they got stopped by the hong kong police, they searched the giant moose for any signs of illegally imported bugs, but all they found were english civil war enthusiast bugs. Later on, the bugs will be immigrated back to Russia, where they will be put on trial for preverting the course of justice, but then, the bugs were eaten by a 50ft woman who looked a bit like ann widdicombe. Soon as the bugs had only just been killed, a zombie has revived, which looked like Boris Johnson MP, whoever that is