Tequila Christmas Cake

[DipShyt]

Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Method:

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs & add to the bowl & chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the lequita to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt.
Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice & strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila & wipe counter with the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

[Noxide]

Ingredients:.....

Dominee that was really funny.
Welcome back!!

[DipShyt]

Dominee that was really funny.
Welcome back!!

Hi M8

I changed departments at work, so now I'm a bit busy & I'm sitting in a k@k place

Will do my best to stay active here though

[Noxide]

Hi M8

I changed departments at work, so now I'm a bit busy & I'm sitting in a k@k place

Will do my best to stay active here though

That sucks!! Unless of course you get paid more...?

[DipShyt]

That sucks!! Unless of course you get paid more...?

Not yet...
At least I'm doing something constructive for a change though