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30-04-2008, 10:54 AM #1371
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Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.
Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded,
"HURRY, HURRY, IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"
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30-04-2008, 11:33 AM #1372
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That's taking it a bit far. Not even a blonde can be that dumb.
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02-05-2008, 04:06 PM #1373
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Haahah never know, might be a mentally disabled blonde.
I had a friend ask me what a Mail Order Bride was, surprise surprise, blonde
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03-05-2008, 03:01 PM #1374
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Urrr... Hi~
An Arabian received a call from the US Checkpoint for a interview.
US Checkpoint > Name plz?
Abdul Aziz > Abdul Aziz.
US > Sex?
AA > Six times a week.
US > I mean male or female?
AA > Doensn't matter. Sometimes even with Camels.
US > Holy Cow!
AA > Yes, Cows. Dogs too~
US > Man, isn't that 'hostile'?
AA > Horse style, Doggy style... Any style~!
US > Oh 'Dear'!
AA > Deer? No no no! No deer. They run too fast!!
And the interviewer then hang up, leaving Abdul with curiousity... =)
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03-05-2008, 09:05 PM #1375
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What a.....
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03-05-2008, 09:07 PM #1376
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03-05-2008, 09:11 PM #1377
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03-05-2008, 09:13 PM #1378
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03-05-2008, 09:57 PM #1379
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03-05-2008, 10:07 PM #1380
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Why did they choose him?
He will ruin london.
Not that i care.
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