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21-07-2008, 08:18 AM #2141
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21-07-2008, 08:22 AM #2142
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21-07-2008, 08:25 AM #2143
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21-07-2008, 11:40 AM #2144
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21-07-2008, 12:24 PM #2145
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This is truely a good one!!
This is a story of a 16 year old boy from New Hampshire who won the World's shortest essay competition.
He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Harvard for his imagination and humour ....Here's an example of absolute brilliance.. ..
Shortest Essay:
An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) se* 4) Mystery
The prize-winner wrote:
"My God,"
said the Queen,
"I'm pregnant.
I wonder who the father is ? "
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21-07-2008, 02:32 PM #2146
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haha, world's shortest essay...
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21-07-2008, 03:18 PM #2147
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hahaha, I wish my school essays were allowed to be that short, it'd be great.
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21-07-2008, 08:58 PM #2148
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A collection of insults!
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
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The tradition at weddings
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"
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21-07-2008, 09:52 PM #2149
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post up some comic like jokes
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22-07-2008, 07:08 AM #2150
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