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08-06-2011, 06:27 AM #15441
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08-06-2011, 06:28 AM #15442
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08-06-2011, 01:03 PM #15443
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HEALTH MESSAGE:
1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 450 years.
AND TELL ME, SHOULD I NOT STOP EXERCISING?
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08-06-2011, 05:16 PM #15444
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08-06-2011, 07:55 PM #15445
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09-06-2011, 07:06 AM #15446
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One for Jurie.
Last edited by Silver; 09-06-2011 at 07:17 AM.
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09-06-2011, 07:34 AM #15447
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09-06-2011, 07:35 AM #15448
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09-06-2011, 07:41 AM #15449
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09-06-2011, 04:42 PM #15450
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Smart Boy
Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a
Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the
Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but
I have some bad news, the donkey died.'
Chuck replied,
'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said,
'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said,
'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked,
'What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said,
'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said,
'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Chuck said,
'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with
Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Chuck said,
'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'
The farmer said,
'Didn't anyone complain?'
Chuck said,
'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
Chuck now works for the government.
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