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    Quote Originally Posted by aneeshman Log in to see links
    ... and a cucumber!


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  3. #15283

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    Hi Boss,

    People who do lots of work...
    make lots of mistakes.

    People who do less work...
    make less mistakes.

    People who do no work...
    make no mistakes.

    People who make no mistakes...
    gets promoted.

    That's why I spend most of my time
    sending e-mails & playing games at work
    I need a promotion.

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    6 years and counting.

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    Hey ya guys!

    Missed this thread for sometime.

    So, I'm back to posting again.....

    Pac-ked Meat



    Future Priceless Museum Piece




    Mario M.D.



    What If Things Got Real



    Lost Gone Disney

    Keep Rocking, Game On.....
    Lord Buddha's Way Is The Path To Freedom, Enlightenment & Bliss...

    My Blog: http://thechroniclesofaki.wordpress.com

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    Reason To Take Public Transportation



    Reboot Of The Day



    Things Harry Potter Has



    Zombie Smurfs



    She-Hulk Zombie


    Keep Rocking, Game On.....
    Lord Buddha's Way Is The Path To Freedom, Enlightenment & Bliss...

    My Blog: http://thechroniclesofaki.wordpress.com

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    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

    The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”


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    Lie or Truth?
    A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.

    "Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

    She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"

    He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.

    "Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"

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    What's hard and pink?


    A pig with a flick knife


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