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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperFlash1980 Log in to see links
    Good one

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    something for everyone

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    Barber!!
    A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, “How long before I
    can get a haircut?”
    The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2
    hours.”
    The guy left.
    A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,
    “How long before I can get a haircut?”
    The barber looked around the shop and said, “About 3 hours.”
    The guy left.
    A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How
    long before I can get a haircut?”
    The barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour and half.”
    The guy left.
    The barber turned to a friend and said, “Hey, Bill, do me a favour.
    Follow that guy, and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has
    to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back.”
    A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
    The barber asked, “So, where does that guy go when he leaves here?”
    Bill looked up, choking on laughter, tears in his eyes, and said, “Your
    house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gerrit1951 Log in to see links


    Nice Gerrit!!

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    Gordon Ramsay having some fun?








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    Quote Originally Posted by gerrit1951 Log in to see links
    Funny!

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    10 Important Facts
    Some surprising medical facts for you to consider whilst going about your daily chores today:

    1) No-one in the entire world can touch all their own teeth with their tongue.

    2) Mad people everywhere are now trying this.

    4) You've just tried, and discovered this to be untrue.

    5) Now you're sitting there with a crazed smile on your face.

    5) Bet you didn't notice that I'd skipped number 3!

    6) And now you've gone back to check.

    7) Bet you didn't notice that I'd skipped number 6 either.

    8) Fooled again...

    9) Bet you didn't notice that number 5 appears twice!

    10) Now that hopefully you've got a smile on your face, remember that that's what it's all about, and go back to your daily chores..

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