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    "We must never be afraid to go too far, for truth lies beyond."

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    "We must never be afraid to go too far, for truth lies beyond."

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    ---- Smiles acrss Miles ----

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    "We must never be afraid to go too far, for truth lies beyond."

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    A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:

    "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. While I was driving along the highway, I saw this young girl here, looking tired and bedraggled, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had only some worn-out sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the colors didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too small for you now.

    Then, as the young girl was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, "Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by svenny000 Log in to see links
    Just looked that one up online.


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