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15-05-2009, 03:18 AM #10971
Really?
But I understand
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15-05-2009, 11:58 AM #10972
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15-05-2009, 03:57 PM #10973
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Flying Arnold
The bum trumpet
Dramatic faces
Cats running
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15-05-2009, 04:35 PM #10974Member
Fergie lost his balloon...
catch me if you can ...
Suplex
What`s wrong Rovers
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15-05-2009, 05:17 PM #10975
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15-05-2009, 05:19 PM #10976
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'
'Oh', said the man.. 'Whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's Gordon Brown's clock?' asked the man.
St Peter replied, 'J3sus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.'
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15-05-2009, 06:52 PM #10977
very funny
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15-05-2009, 06:55 PM #10978
Zebras finally fight back!
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15-05-2009, 06:56 PM #10979
fail
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15-05-2009, 08:06 PM #10980
when oppurtunities go wrong...he was gnna shake a guz hand but da guy turnd away...so da was his 'oops' face.