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[Vishay]

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[kencck]

A German who visited Paris stops next to two guys who was
waiting for a bus.

- "Entschuldigung, bitte, Sie Deutsch sprechen? "He asks.

Both the French watch in silence.

- "U misschien Spreekt Nederlands? "

The two French do not move ...

The German then tried: "Sorry, do you speak Francais? "

The other two continue to watch.

- "Parlare Italiano? "

No response.

- "Habla usted Espanol? "

Still nothing.


The German then shook his head in disgusted and leaves.
The first French said to the other: "You do not think we should still learn a foreign language? "
Why? "Replies the other" This guy knew five and it didn't helped him to do anything! "..

[kencck]

Little Peter comes home from school and asks his father:

"Dad, I need your help.
Could you tell me about politics?
I have an assignment to hand in tomorrow. "

After a moment's reflection, his father replied:

"Well, I think the best way to explain all this is to make an analogy with our family.
I'm capitalism because I feed the family.
Your mother is the government because she controls everything.
The maid is the working class because she works for us.
You are the people and your little brother is the future generation.
Hope this can help you with your homework. "

"Dad," said Little Peter. I do not understand everything but I'll think about it. "

In the night, Little Peter is awakened by the cries of his brother.
He noted that his diapers are dirty.
He went into the bedroom of his parents and tries to wake his mother but without success.
He noted that his father's place is empty.
He finds his father in bed with the maid. In desperation, he returned to bed.

The next morning at breakfast, he told his father:

"Dad, after last night, I understood everything in politics."

"Excellent my boy. And what did you understand?"

"I learned that capitalism ***** the working class while the government is snoozing, ignoring the people and leaving the next generation in the ****."

[Vishay]

Think big, but not too big

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[Vishay]

Dad, Where Did I Come From?

CHILD : Dad, where did I come from?

DAD : Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!...... So why not now

DAD : Okay,

Now Listen.... Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe. Then, mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, We discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later, the damn virus appeared!.

CHILD : Huh?