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06-03-2012, 12:04 PM #16061
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GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..
5) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional...
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions...
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground...
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
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08-03-2012, 02:05 PM #16062
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08-03-2012, 06:28 PM #16063
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What Google's International Women's Day logo should have been.
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09-03-2012, 02:53 PM #16064
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09-03-2012, 08:14 PM #16065
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10-03-2012, 01:44 PM #16066
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10-03-2012, 03:12 PM #16067
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Mechanic vs Doctor
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?”The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, ”So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix ‘em, put ’em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?”
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic.
”Try doing it with the engine running.”
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10-03-2012, 03:15 PM #16068
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10-03-2012, 03:25 PM #16069
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Evil sauce apparently.
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Or maybe Evil Italia.
"We must never be afraid to go too far, for truth lies beyond."
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10-03-2012, 03:31 PM #16070
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I think you might be right.
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