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08-09-2009, 11:58 AM #12471
Me too well lets start again
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something for everyone
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08-09-2009, 03:01 PM #12472
Just a test
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08-09-2009, 05:40 PM #12473Member
how men change...
The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?
Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?
Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Honey, someone is looking for you.
After 6 months: It's your call.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE, DAMN IT!!!
Cooking:
After 6 weeks: Your food taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: FRIED EGGS AGAIN??
New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?
TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I want to watch this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch FOOTBALL tonight, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!
Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Sweetheart, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: I'm tired.
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08-09-2009, 06:54 PM #12474
HAHAHA! +rep for "how men change"...
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08-09-2009, 07:10 PM #12475
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08-09-2009, 09:19 PM #12476
hehehe
Originally Posted by Karl Log in to see links
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09-09-2009, 06:35 AM #12477
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09-09-2009, 11:01 AM #12478
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer
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09-09-2009, 11:24 AM #12479Originally Posted by Noxide Log in to see links
Rep+...
"We must never be afraid to go too far, for truth lies beyond."
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09-09-2009, 11:29 AM #12480Originally Posted by Noxide Log in to see linksOriginally Posted by NaturalMystyk27 Log in to see links