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[aneeshman]

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[Noxide]

That's just dumb.

And that monitor was on the ark with Noah

[Vishay]

Wife goes to superstore, sees men's underwear on sale. She buys a dozen
of the same color. Goes home and gives them to hubby.

Hubby protests, "Why buy me the same color? People will think I do not
change underwear!!"

Wife asks, ”Which people?"

[Vishay]

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

"An ambulance just drove by."

A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike, and the Coopers are having sx"

Mom and Dad shot up in bed.

"How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

[Noxide]

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[Noxide]

A stark naked, drunken woman,
jumped into a Vacant Taxi at a London Cab Rank.
The Indian driver was immediately beside himself
and just kept on staring at the woman.
He makes no attempt to start the Cab.
“What's wrong with you Luv,
haven't you ever seen a naked white woman before?”
“I'll not be staring at you lady,
I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from".
"Well if your not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am telling you, I am thinking to myself,
where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with."

[Noxide]

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[Vishay]

Cartoon Characters Cut On Paper

[aneeshman]

[Vishay]