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19-11-2007, 12:10 PM #481
Hi guys, how you doin'......Barb
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19-11-2007, 12:18 PM #482
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19-11-2007, 12:20 PM #483Originally Posted by GoFish Log in to see links
Sorry.
We're doing fine thank you. And yourself? Where are the funnies!! Come now.
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19-11-2007, 12:27 PM #484
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19-11-2007, 12:34 PM #485
Hi Barb
I was wondering what happened to you...
lgkpw: That's not funny, it's just plain depressing
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19-11-2007, 12:43 PM #486Originally Posted by Noxide Log in to see links
Did you say who or what you were doing???!!!
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19-11-2007, 12:47 PM #487Originally Posted by DipShyt Log in to see links
Howdi, I guess we've all been busy, huh!!!
Hey, nice series on South Africa.......
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19-11-2007, 12:49 PM #488
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19-11-2007, 12:51 PM #489
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19-11-2007, 01:05 PM #490Originally Posted by Noxide Log in to see links
I (a woman) was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a
couple of dollars for dinner.
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I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this
money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.
'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. ' I
haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my
husband and me tonight.'
The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
I guess that won't do it for you either...............Barb