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04-12-2010, 06:58 PM #15001
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Photoshop fail
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05-12-2010, 04:24 AM #15002
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05-12-2010, 03:48 PM #15003
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Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
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"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really - I spill most of it!"
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"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"
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Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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Sooner than expected
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill.
After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.
"Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.
"10..." says the doctor.
"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
"10...9...8...7..."
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A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch!
That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe,
"Wow, even THAT hurts", she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger.
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06-12-2010, 04:54 AM #15004
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mat duty
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06-12-2010, 11:01 AM #15005
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This is a serious warning to all my friends
Drinking and Driving is extremely dangerous!
Saturday morning while driving, I stuck my arm out of the window to indicate Im turning right and someone stole my brandy and coke
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06-12-2010, 11:08 AM #15006
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Originally Posted by Noxide
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06-12-2010, 11:19 AM #15007
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Are you serious?? Originally Posted by Noxide
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06-12-2010, 11:53 AM #15008
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No.
But that is how South Africans do things
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06-12-2010, 03:17 PM #15009
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06-12-2010, 03:29 PM #15010
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