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    LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION

    1 Joe Soap, my assistant programmer, can always be found
    2 hard at work in his cubicle. Joe works independently, without
    3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Joe never
    4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
    5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
    6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
    7 breaks. Joe is an individual who has absolutely no
    8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
    9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Joe can be
    10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be
    11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Joe be
    12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
    13 executed as soon as possible.


    Addendum

    The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.
    Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

  2. #982

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    One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!' ".

    The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?".

    One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: "Holy ****! A talking chicken!"

  3. #983

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    Stinky Feet.jpg


    Croc.jpg
    I don't think his pants are wet from the water...
    Last edited by Noxide; 10-03-2008 at 07:16 AM.

  4. #984

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    Tasty.jpg
    ............
    Oh_Hi.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noxide Log in to see links

    That looks like fun!!! I'm gonna try it!
    Cool
    Can I bring my video camera? I'll even organize the paramedics for you...

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    Last edited by Noxide; 10-03-2008 at 07:31 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DipShyt Log in to see links
    Cool
    Can I bring my video camera? I'll even organize the paramedics for you...
    Paramedics won't be necessary thanks. Phone ahead to the mortuary

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    Just in case you were wondering...
    Warning.jpg

  9. #989

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    The original point and click interface
    was a Smith & Wesson.
    ..............................

  10. #990

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    When blond's have more fun do they know it?
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