Funnies

[gerrit1951]

Ha Animal Time

Someone save Skippy

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for Sunday dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman’s chair, and said in a rather stern voice, “Skippy!”.

The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, “Dammit Skippy!”.

Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!” A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits all over you!”

[80beyond]

Well she likes me.... So yes, she likes animals.

Ok make's sense ,plan's for children ?
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[Noxide]

Ok make's sense ,plan's for children ?

No.

Maybe a pet rat. No children

[80beyond]

No.

Maybe a pet rat. No children

ok i saw this in "De Telegraaf "

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"NO NOT WITH NOXIDE "

[Noxide]

ok i saw this in "De Telegraaf "

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"NO NOT WITH NOXIDE "

That's the wrong kind....

[gerrit1951]

I allso DON'T want to shower with Noxide, and (hopefully) he not with me


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[Noxide]

I allso DON'T want to shower with Noxide, and (hopefully) he not with me

Haha!!! No need to worry about that!! I don't play for that team.

[gerrit1951]

Haha!!! No need to worry about that!! I don't play for that team.

Never been in the army he

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[Noxide]

Never been in the army he

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No, but if I was and someone tried, I would've shot them.

[gerrit1951]

Ok let's drop this subject, people can get the wrong idea about us

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