Funnies

[Chris]

Ok, here we go.

Funniest joke ever told.
Drumroll please..........

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

10,000,000,000,000 posts........

[Noxide]

10,000,000,000,000 posts........

I can't even count to that....

[Chris]

I can't even count to that....

That's because you don't have your brother's power....

[Noxide]

That's because you don't have your brother's power....

No, it's because I only have 10 fingers.

[Chris]

No, it's because I only have 10 fingers.

Me too....So,we are not aliens?

[Noxide]

Me too....So,we are not aliens?

Only if they are webbed....

[Chris]

Only if they are webbed....

Spiderman 4:The Webbed Aliens....

[Noxide]

Spiderman 4:The Webbed Aliens....

A new race of Super Villains...

[Chris]

A new race of Super Villains...

[Noxide]