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16-03-2009, 10:04 PM #9791
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A woman was helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to choose and enter a password....Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in " p.. e.. n.. i.. s ".
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied *** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH ***
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16-03-2009, 10:08 PM #9792
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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Late in the week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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16-03-2009, 10:32 PM #9793
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This is too cute
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17-03-2009, 04:12 AM #9794
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Things you can do when your Internet connection breaks down:
1. Dial 911 immediately.
2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
3. ... you mean there's something else to do?
4. Threaten your Internet Service Provider with an impeachment vote.
5. Work.
6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than 3 feet.
9. Get butt groove in chair fixed at store.
10. Tylenol... Tylenol! Where the hell is the Tylenol!
11. Do shopping with clothes on.
12. Check your mail box every 15 minutes.
13. See if your neighbour can tell you a joke.
14. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)!
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17-03-2009, 05:30 AM #9795
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Funnies
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17-03-2009, 05:35 AM #9796
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Funny pics.
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17-03-2009, 07:52 AM #9797
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17-03-2009, 08:11 AM #9798
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17-03-2009, 09:45 AM #9799
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I bet you do!
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17-03-2009, 11:15 PM #9800
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