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My dear good friend,

My name is Miss Mary George am 20 years old girl. This is a complaining story, and I beg you to be patient and read through to the end. I was adopted in by Mr. Edward George,A successful cocoa farmer in Ivory Coast. Mr Edward George died as a result of the political crisis in Ivory Coast.

I loved Mr Edward George for his kindness to me, for taking me out of the motherless baby home and make me his own daughter. He simply adopted me because he had no child on his own. I had no memory of my real parents.

Before the death of Mr George on June 12 2006 he called me on the hospital bed and narrated to me that he has some dollars packed in a trunk box, the total amount is in the box are 8.5 million usd.

He made me to understand that the box were deposited in a security company in the capital city Ivory Coast, Abidjan. He also gave me some Authentic Documents regarding the deposited box. These documents indicated that I am the beneficiary of the box. He also made me to understand that the officials of this company do not know the real content of the box, he deposited the box as our family valuables for security reasons. He warned me not to reveal this secret to anyone until I finish my education then I can claim the box and use the money to start living.

Two weeks ago, I received a letter from the private security company. The manager of this company in his letter apologized to me for waiting so long to contact me, information of my father's death simply did not reach him until a chance newspaper publication alerted him of the fact. I was then invited to come forward to their office to claim the box.

But this simple invitation is a very big problem to me because I don't have money to pay for the demurrage charges, Also I don't want to reveal the content of the box to the company because my late father warned me earlier. Even though I claim the box myself, I don't know how I can handle the money because the money is too big for me to handle. If I take the money to bank, especially now that the country is in a political crisis they bank must question me.

I therefore decided to look for a foreign partner who will help me claim the box from the security company and arrange the shipment of the box to abroad in your country and at the same time assist me to come over to your country to stay with you and continue my education.

I desperately need your help! I need you to contact the Ivory Coast Security Company on my behalf the "CONSIGNEE", claim the box and arrange to ship the box to your country. Once the box is shipped to you and secured, you will send me ticket and visa to come and meet you in your country.

There is absolutely NO RISK to you, reach me for more introductions.

I am waiting for your response soon.
Sincerely
Miss Mary George.

If you say so love.

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