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21-11-2007, 10:29 AM #511
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21-11-2007, 10:55 AM #512
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More... Warning Stands
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21-11-2007, 11:00 AM #513
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And one for the ladies
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
M: I want to give myself to you.
W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
M: Your hair color is fabulous.
W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
M: You look like a dream.
W: Go back to sleep.
M: I can tell that you want me.
W: Yes, I want you to leave.
M: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
M: Your body is like a temple.
W: Sorry, there are no services today.
M: Is this seat empty?
W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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21-11-2007, 11:30 AM #514
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Geeze, now that sounds cynical.....but then.....the lines are rather shallow......what about a bit of conversation or a few laughs, not just lets get to it straight away........
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What do these men want, or is he talking to a prostitute, maybe he forgot to mention a price, maybe she was already booked for the night.....
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21-11-2007, 12:25 PM #515
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21-11-2007, 12:38 PM #516
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21-11-2007, 12:52 PM #517
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21-11-2007, 12:55 PM #518
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Very original Originally Posted by lgkpw
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. We have some clever people in this world.
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21-11-2007, 12:58 PM #519
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22-11-2007, 08:24 AM #520
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i found this on internet and i have to post it here!
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