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[Kevin]

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[GoFish]

They are probably all dead by the looks of things... That won't do.

Never thought of that, Doh!

Not in a mood, just really irritated from heat, taxis and chemical spills on the roads. (In other words my day started K@K)

Apologies...

Log in to see links does that stand for??....

Ahhh, I see, you were having a bad day..........I hope today is better for you.........Barb

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[Noxide]

Was the N12 still closed this morning?

No but it was two nights ago and yesterday morning at the reading interchange in Alberton it was chaos. And 50 000 eighteen-wheelers trying to overtake each other into a 90 degree bend doesn't really help either.

Thank you. I feel better now.

[Noxide]

K@K.... does that stand for??....

That is actually a very common but nasty word in my mother tongue... It's actually a kak word...

[Noxide]

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Good to see they care for their customers...

[Noxide]

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[summi14]

hahaha....laugh my pants off!

[Noxide]

For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father
said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford
it." The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joe
told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling
Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she
was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a
$280,000 mortgage & no bike!!!

[Noxide]

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at
work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly,
Sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her
lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy is in
there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '£750'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.' Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'

Boy - '£2250'
Man - 'Sold.'

A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your
boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy -'£3000'
The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going
to take you to church and make you confess.'

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in
the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that **** again. You're in my cupboard now.'

[Noxide]

Found this quite amusing...