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10-10-2008, 10:37 AM #4991
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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10-10-2008, 11:14 AM #4992MemberOriginally Posted by AaronVW Log in to see links
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10-10-2008, 11:46 AM #4993
A man is rolled over by a steam roller. His wife hurries to the hospital and asks: "In which room is my husband?"
"In the room numbers 12 to 15!"
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10-10-2008, 11:48 AM #4994
A man is trying to prevent a man who is weary of life from jumping down from the top of a skyscraper: "Think about your mother!"
"Why should I?"
"Think about your wife!"
"Why should I?"
"Think about Heidi Klum or Claudia Schiffer!"
"Why should I?"
"Then jump, you idiot!"
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10-10-2008, 11:49 AM #4995
What were the last words of the fisherman?
The catfish here don't grow bigger than one meter.
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10-10-2008, 11:54 AM #4996
This is a reprieve for now, but i will be back.
Last edited by amaway; 10-10-2008 at 12:11 PM.
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10-10-2008, 12:12 PM #4997
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10-10-2008, 12:12 PM #4998
Thanks for the re-open amaway!
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10-10-2008, 12:13 PM #4999
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10-10-2008, 12:15 PM #5000