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    How do you keep a blonde busy all day?

    Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronVW Log in to see links
    How do you keep a blonde busy all day?

    Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

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    A man is rolled over by a steam roller. His wife hurries to the hospital and asks: "In which room is my husband?"

    "In the room numbers 12 to 15!"

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    A man is trying to prevent a man who is weary of life from jumping down from the top of a skyscraper: "Think about your mother!"
    "Why should I?"
    "Think about your wife!"
    "Why should I?"
    "Think about Heidi Klum or Claudia Schiffer!"
    "Why should I?"
    "Then jump, you idiot!"

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    What were the last words of the fisherman?

    The catfish here don't grow bigger than one meter.

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    This is a reprieve for now, but i will be back.
    Last edited by amaway; 10-10-2008 at 12:11 PM.


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    Thanks for the re-open amaway!


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