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09-10-2008, 03:47 PM #4921
What do you do if you see an Epileptic having a fit in the bath?
Throw in your washing.
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09-10-2008, 03:47 PM #4922
Little Johnny misses a day at school.
He comes back the next day and the teacher asks why he was off.
"Sorry Miss," he replied, "Daddy got burned"
"Oh dear" says the teacher, "I do hope it wasn't serious"
"Well Miss, they don't mess about at the crematorium"
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09-10-2008, 03:50 PM #4923
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09-10-2008, 03:51 PM #4924
So is this one
What's blue and doesn't fit?
A dead epiletic.
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09-10-2008, 03:53 PM #4925
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09-10-2008, 03:54 PM #4926
Buhaaaaaaaaahhhaaahaaahaaahaaaaahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
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09-10-2008, 03:54 PM #4927
My 83 year old gran brought me the joke book
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09-10-2008, 04:08 PM #4928
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09-10-2008, 04:08 PM #4929
Yeah that's about right.
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09-10-2008, 04:19 PM #4930