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    What do you do if you see an Epileptic having a fit in the bath?

    Throw in your washing.

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    Little Johnny misses a day at school.

    He comes back the next day and the teacher asks why he was off.

    "Sorry Miss," he replied, "Daddy got burned"

    "Oh dear" says the teacher, "I do hope it wasn't serious"

    "Well Miss, they don't mess about at the crematorium"

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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronVW Log in to see links
    What do you do if you see an Epileptic having a fit in the bath?

    Throw in your washing.


    That is HORRIBLE

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    So is this one

    What's blue and doesn't fit?

    A dead epiletic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronVW Log in to see links
    So is this one

    What's blue and doesn't fit?

    A dead epiletic.
    I tried not to laugh.

    Honestly.

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    Buhaaaaaaaaahhhaaahaaahaaahaaaaahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

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    My 83 year old gran brought me the joke book


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    Yeah that's about right.


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