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  1. 04-10-2008, 12:53 PM #4521
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    What do you call a gay dinosaur?


    Mega-sore-arse
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  2. 04-10-2008, 12:55 PM #4522
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    Quote Originally Posted by amaway Log in to see links
    This woman is walking past a brothel, when she notices a sign which reads

    Celebrity Sex


    Wayne Rooney £500 per night

    Andrew flintoff £700 per night

    Father Christmas £2000 per night

    so she goes in to enquire about the price list, the manager tells her that the reason wayne rooney is so cheap is because he 'dribbles before he shoots',
    and the reason that andrew flintoff is cheap is because 'once he's in , you can't get him out' , then she asks " why is father christmas so expensive?", and the manager says " well , he only comes once a year , but he'll fill yer stockings"
    Hahahahahahaha...
    So funnie....
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  3. 04-10-2008, 12:55 PM #4523
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    What does DIANA stand for?

    Died In A Nasty Accident.
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  4. 04-10-2008, 12:59 PM #4524
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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronVW Log in to see links
    What does DIANA stand for?

    Died In A Nasty Accident.
    Look like u'v grown an obsession on diana.....


    "We must never be afraid to go too far, for truth lies beyond."
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  5. 04-10-2008, 01:02 PM #4525
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    So have most Brits

    Whats yellow and looks good on a policeman's head ?

    A JCB
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  6. 04-10-2008, 01:03 PM #4526
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    Whats long, has a hole in one end and ends in 'ock'?

    a sock
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  7. 04-10-2008, 01:07 PM #4527
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    Q. How do you get a goth down from a tree?
    A. Cut the rope.
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  8. 04-10-2008, 01:08 PM #4528
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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronVW Log in to see links
    What does DIANA stand for?

    Died In A Nasty Accident.
    Wats the deal with a person called diana? who is she anyway?
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  9. 04-10-2008, 01:11 PM #4529
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    Princess Diana
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  10. 04-10-2008, 01:21 PM #4530
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    What's, pink wrinkled and makes mothers scream?

    Tom Jones
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