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[Kevin]

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[GoFish]

Thanks for that Barb

Oh, I'm sorry Noxide, I didn't mean to make you puke...
Here will this help you out then...Green[2].gif



By the way Lg.....nice one,

[Kevin]

Oh, I'm sorry Noxide, I didn't mean to make you puke...
Here will this help you out then...Green[2].gif



By the way Lg.....nice one,

Oh Barb... I like yours much more gooder

[Noxide]

Thanks to both of you!!

............Much more gooder!!! Geez.

[summi14]

Wow summi, what a compliment....thank you.............you keep going too, hehe.........catch ya around..........

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Heh...thank you!
And for all: Please call me Kristo!
Thats my real name!

[Kevin]

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[Noxide]

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Got this in an email today.

Said he couldn't take the pressure anymore...

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[Noxide]

• This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
  Woman In a brand new Cadillac. Doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror, putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
  As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
  using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone
  away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!!!
  
  
• A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed.
  
  “Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the surgeon. “I’m afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis.”
  
  “What!” gasps the patient. “You mean I’ll never experience another erection?”
  
  “Oh, you might,” the surgeon reassures him. “Just not yours.”

[Noxide]

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See, I can be nice sometimes

[Noxide]

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his
grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself
in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he
lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it.

The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the
bottom half of the photo. He's really worried, but then remembers
how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother.
It says: "Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle - it makes your nose look too short."
Love, Grandma