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**tekina** · 08-09-2008, 12:08 PM

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

**tekina** · 08-09-2008, 12:08 PM

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

**tekina** · 08-09-2008, 12:10 PM

He who laughs last didn't get it

**tekina** · 08-09-2008, 12:11 PM

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

**tekina** · 08-09-2008, 12:11 PM

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

**Noxide** · 08-09-2008, 12:12 PM

Slinky.jpg

WebDesigner.jpg....................

**tekina** · 08-09-2008, 12:13 PM

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

**tekina** · 08-09-2008, 12:15 PM

Joe: Who are you and how did you get in here?
Frank: I am a locksmith and I am a locksmith.

**tekina** · 08-09-2008, 12:16 PM

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757

**tekina** · 08-09-2008, 12:17 PM

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates