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11-07-2008, 07:53 AM #2031
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11-07-2008, 07:58 AM #2032
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12-07-2008, 09:23 AM #2033
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A blonde was having a problem with her laser printer, so she called the company's technical support.
The help desk technician asked her if she was "running it under Windows."
The blonde replied, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."
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12-07-2008, 09:24 AM #2034
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Confucious say: "Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
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12-07-2008, 09:26 AM #2035
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A Ritchie County, West Virginia farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the door. A young boy about 9 years old opened the door.
'Is yer Dad home?' the farmer asked. 'No sir, he ain't,' the boy replied. 'He went into town.'
'Well,' said the farmer, 'is yer Mom here?'
'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.'
'How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?'
'He went with Mom and Dad.'
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
'Is there anything I can do fer ya?' the boy asked politely. 'I know where all the tools are if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad.'
'Well,' said the farmer uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your Brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, Pregnant.'
The boy considered for a moment. 'You would have to talk to Pa about that' he finally conceded. 'If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know
how much he gets fer Howard.'
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12-07-2008, 09:29 AM #2036
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Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.
Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
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12-07-2008, 10:33 AM #2037
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12-07-2008, 05:18 PM #2038
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Now Becks can do what you wished for Aaron
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12-07-2008, 08:01 PM #2039
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12-07-2008, 10:44 PM #2040
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THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL CALLED MIRELLA,
WHO SPENT HER SPARE TIME CHASING A FELLAH.
SHE HAD CAUGHT AND LOST TWO,
SHE NEEDS MORE THAN A FEW,
"I DON'T CARE IF HE'S NO ADDER OR SPELLER"!!
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MARY ANN WAS THE YOUNGEST IN THE CLAN
SHE'S ALWAYS LEFT TO "CARRY THE CAN".
WHEN THE GIRLS WERE ALL WED
DAD WAS LEFT "IN THE RED"
SHE'D NO CHOICE BUT TO WED A WEALTHY MAN.
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THERE WAS A YOUNG BAKER NAMED GARY,
WHO ANNOUNCED HE WAS GOING TO MARRY.
HE WOULD MARRY HIS COUSIN
PRODUCE A BAKER'S DOZEN,
SHE SAID THAT HE'D BETTER NOT TARRY!!
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