Funnies

[Outlaw]

Smells funny
little over the top for the forum .....

[Slash]

[QUOTE=Outlaw;50837]Smells funny


where is that?

[Outlaw]

Cat Mobile
funny cat car strange vehicles.jpg

Scary cat
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New bicycle
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Cat
funny-pictures-crosslegged-cat.jpg

Pink Dog
funny-pinky-dog.jpg

[Outlaw]

where is that?

From a nudist beach i think

[Slash]

From a nudist beach i think

what place in the world

[Outlaw]

what place in the world

I know that there are some nudists beaches in my city too(don't know where),but they are spread worlwidely.

You don't have this kind of beaches in your country?

[kencck]

The Rude Customer
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".

The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address micro-phone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "**** You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

[kencck]

An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful."

[kencck]

Good And Bad News

Doctor: "I have good news and bad. The good is you have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "Oh no! then what's the bad news?"
Doctor: “I forgot to call you yesterday."

[Andy]

noxide or kevin i think...

Its not a competition on posts though, its more about the quality or your posts