Funnies

[No1Eye]

Ahahahaha --->

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.

Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"

Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."

Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"

Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."

Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"

Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."

[No1Eye]

Ahahaha --->

Little Johnny asks his mother her age.

She replies, 'Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question.'

Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.

Again his mother replies, 'Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question.'

The boy then asks, 'Why did Daddy leave you?'

To this, the mother says, 'You shouldn't ask that,' and sends him to his room.

On the way, Johnny trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.

Johnny runs back into the room. 'I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!'

[No1Eye]

Ahahaha --->

Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.

'I don't want to know!' Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asks what's wrong.

'Oh, Dad,' Little Johnny sobs, 'first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in.'

[Michelle]

[Paul]

[Michelle]

[Michelle]

[Michelle]

Gamers will get it ^^^

[Michelle]

[Michelle]