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    Only one question

    Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one
    really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"

    The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is one really difficult question."

    "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?"

    The
    boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the
    correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's
    the DAY sir!"

    "How" the interviewer asked,

    "Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

    He was selected for IIM! (intelligent information management)

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    "We must never be afraid to go too far, for truth lies beyond."

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    Indians are Indian

    An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian were drinking at a bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening.

    The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream nonstop for five minutes."

    The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

    The Indian says: "That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with Amul butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

    The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal!"

    What did you do to make her scream for two hours??


    Indian: I wiped my hands on the curtains.

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