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11-12-2011, 03:26 PM #15931
Last edited by svenny000; 11-12-2011 at 03:56 PM.
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11-12-2011, 03:32 PM #15932Originally Posted by svenny000 Log in to see links
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11-12-2011, 03:57 PM #15933Originally Posted by EvilSpaghetti Log in to see links
Last edited by svenny000; 12-12-2011 at 04:03 PM.
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12-12-2011, 03:12 PM #15934Member
3 men were arguing about "WHEN LIFE BEGINS"
1st: At time of conception.
2nd: At birth.
3rd: You idiots.. Life begins when wife goes for vacation;
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Famous Inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a women, who wasn't , my wife"
Audience was in shock & silence.
He added: "She was my mother"
A Big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring Husband tried to crack this at home.
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a women, who wasn't my wife"
Standing for a moment trying to recall the second line of that speaker.
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a Hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
Moral: Don't Copy, If you can't Paste.
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12-12-2011, 03:13 PM #15935Member
People Smoke and Drink for few days and get addicted.
Look At Me
I studied since childhood, but never get addicted to studies.
This is call " SELF CONTROL" !!
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A silly tourist asked a boat guy ....
Tourist: Do you know how all our life came from the sea !
BoatGuy: No!
Tourist: Do you know Biology!
BoatGuy: Not much!
Tourist: OK, do you know anything about Psychology, Geography, how about Geology?
BoatGuy: NO to all questions.
Tourist: Really!! What the hell you know then, do you want to die of illiteracy!!!
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After sometime, the boat started sinking, so the boatman asked the tourist :
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BoatGuy: Do you know Swimology & Escapology?
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Tourist: No!! why ...
BoatGuy: Really!! Well you will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Bodiology and you will Dieology because of your Bad Mouthology
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12-12-2011, 11:32 PM #15936
Discovery of milk...
this sentence might make you think and laugh ..
Give it a thought
The first man who discovered the milk , who ever he is ...
WHAT THE HELL HE WAS HE TRYING TO DO WITH THE COW...!!!!
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13-12-2011, 06:19 AM #15937
"We must never be afraid to go too far, for truth lies beyond."
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13-12-2011, 07:14 PM #15938
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14-12-2011, 10:29 PM #15939
"Hey! Come on! Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor! If he was a real God, he would come into my room and slam my head to the keyboardyghbgvffgrvhynhjn"
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16-12-2011, 05:27 PM #15940