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22-09-2011, 08:35 AM #15701
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No offense, Aaron... but is it only me not laughing at this pic?
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22-09-2011, 08:38 AM #15702
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22-09-2011, 08:48 AM #15703
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Arrr, I don't think so.... just staring at it and trying to see what's funny about it. I am not getting it at all. Originally Posted by EvilSpaghetti
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Edit: Oh, wait. Is he trying to pretend to look like a pregnant lady like all those celebrities?Last edited by jmarin; 22-09-2011 at 08:50 AM.
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22-09-2011, 08:49 AM #15704
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22-09-2011, 09:55 AM #15705
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I have to agree with Jmarin on this one....
And I have a pretty wide spectrum sense of humor.
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22-09-2011, 10:04 AM #15706
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Pfft... I don't know why I bother sometimes.
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23-09-2011, 09:33 AM #15707
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23-09-2011, 05:25 PM #15708
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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24-09-2011, 03:36 PM #15709
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24-09-2011, 04:47 PM #15710
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Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here thats round red and good to eat?
Sarah: an apple?
Teacher: No its a tomato but youre thinking.
Teacher: I have something here thats yellow and odd shaped and good to eat?
Michael: A banana?
Teacher: No its a pear but youre thinking.
Little Johnny: Teacher, I have a riddle.
Teacher: Okay Johnny tell us your riddle.
Little Johnny: I have something in my pocket thats round, hard and has a head on it?
Teacher: Johnny, you go see the principal right this instant.
Little Johnny: Its a nail, but youre thinking.
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