Funnies

[Beerankutty]

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
The four most important words in any marriage...
You can't buy love on eBay.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Women marry men hoping they will change.Men marry women hoping they will not.So each is inevitably disappointed.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue.
When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is infinite,

[aneeshman]

[Vishay]

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life...
The wives want both!

[aneeshman]

[Noxide]

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[EvilSpaghetti]

[Noxide]

Lol.

That's clever

[aneeshman]

Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

U know why?

Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking...

[EvilSpaghetti]

Too soon?

[Noxide]

Are you referring to Peter Parker?