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17-05-2008, 12:21 AM #1531
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he's funny
Dirty Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?” One day, she was talking to her Preacher about this. He said he had two male parrots and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they would be a good influence on the two females. So they put the four parrots together. So, the females yelled at the male parrots,
“We’re prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?” One male parrot said to the other, “Put the Bibles away! We’ve made it to heaven!”
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17-05-2008, 12:32 AM #1532
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ok ah heaven
Well one for the....
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These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered ‘1 ‘ ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
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17-05-2008, 02:35 AM #1533
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LOL!!!
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17-05-2008, 02:58 AM #1534
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Mine ? simply because i have something for everyone
This is for you
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17-05-2008, 08:34 AM #1535
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Okay then
Originally Posted by gerrit1951
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allrighty then
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17-05-2008, 08:37 AM #1536
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Yeah that is kinda true Originally Posted by gerrit1951
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ok ah heaven
Well one for the....
The Man Rules - Ladies please hear this!
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered ‘1 ‘ ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
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17-05-2008, 01:18 PM #1537
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Ok then
The birds and bees in a cyber world…so just HOW are children born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks: “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers: “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I setup a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You got a Male!
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17-05-2008, 02:44 PM #1538
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17-05-2008, 05:12 PM #1539
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A bad day
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17-05-2008, 05:40 PM #1540
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you got a bad day ?, mine is worse her lawyers got me
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