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**Vishay** · 02-05-2011, 12:01 PM

A young Mexican maid approached boss wife of the bungalow and demanded for a pay raise.
The boss wife got annoyed, upset and asked:
"Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well Senora, there are three reasons why me demand my pay raise.
Firstly, me iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so, ma'am."
Wife: "Oh, he did."

Maria: "Secondly me a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did ma'am."
Wife: "Oh, he did."

Maria: "And thirdly me a better lover than you."
Wife furious as hell yelled: "And did my husband say that to you too ya?"
Maria: "No Senora, your gardener did."

Wife calmed down and sweetly: OK Maria you have your raise, Mexican gardener will get his. You and I are good friends now.