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11-04-2011, 08:01 PM #15341
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13-04-2011, 05:18 PM #15342
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ME and MY BOSS
When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough
When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,
When I do something without being told,
I am trying to over smart
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When I want to please the boss,
i am buttering,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only human.
When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview .
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked
When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets
what to do?????????? ???
Let's Think!!!!
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13-04-2011, 09:57 PM #15343
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13-04-2011, 10:28 PM #15344
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HOW!
Laziness:
Keep Eye contact
Best Job in The World:
Epic Apology:
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15-04-2011, 12:17 PM #15345
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15-04-2011, 06:22 PM #15346
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15-04-2011, 07:21 PM #15347
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Off early from work!
Three women worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when the boss left they would leave too. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, had some playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband. But when she got home, she heard a muffled noise coming from inside her bedroom. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss!
Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead said they planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them. “No way,” she said. “I almost got caught yesterday!”
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15-04-2011, 07:47 PM #15348
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15-04-2011, 07:55 PM #15349
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15-04-2011, 07:59 PM #15350
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Found that one for you earlier.
Originally Posted by Vivian
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Never got round to posting it though.
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