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08-03-2011, 04:06 AM #15291
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Revolver tattoo
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08-03-2011, 04:12 PM #15292
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Little Johnny- Entering Heaven
A nun asked her class, What part of the body goes into
heaven first?
A little girl raises her hand and says, I know, I know, the top of your head.
The nun asks, Why do you say that?
The little girl says, Because when you die, you go straight up, and the top of your head goes in first!
The nun replies, That makes sense, anyone else?
Another little girl says, I know, I know, the tips of your fingers.
The nun asks, Why the tips of your fingers?
The little girl replies, Because when you put your hands
together to pray, the tips of your fingers go into heaven
first!
The nun says, OK, anyone else?
Little Johnny is in the back waving his hand.
The nun says, OK, Johnny, please tell us what part of the body goes into heaven first?
Your feet! Your feet do, for sure! yells Johnny.
The nun, puzzled, asks, Why do you think your feet get to heaven first?
Because I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night, and my mom was in there, and she had both her feet sticking straight up in the air, and she was yelling 'Oh God, I'm coming. Oh God, I'm coming!' and if my Dad hadn't been holding her down, I think she would have gone!
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09-03-2011, 05:04 AM #15293
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I totally agree with this
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09-03-2011, 03:57 PM #15294
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Boys will always be boys
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09-03-2011, 10:43 PM #15295
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Sisteen Chapel - Rock-Paper-Scissors
something for everyone
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10-03-2011, 05:02 PM #15296
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Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, 'I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive.' 'How much?' asked Grandpa. '$10.00 a pill,' Answered the son. 'I don't care,' said Grandpa, 'I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow.' Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, 'I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00. 'I know,' said Grandpa. 'The hundred is from Grandma!
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11-03-2011, 06:36 AM #15297
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12-03-2011, 02:17 AM #15298
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Text Messaging Error !
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e'at the end of a word.....
"I am having such a wonderful time!
Wish you were her.!"
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14-03-2011, 03:39 AM #15299
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Funny
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14-03-2011, 05:04 PM #15300
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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant.
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