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    Default The five secrets of a perfect relationship

    1 It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who
    cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

    2 It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

    3 It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who
    doesn't lie to you.

    4 It’s important to have a woman who cares you always and
    whom you like to be with when you are alone

    The last and most important one.................
    5 It’s very, very important that these four women don't
    know each other

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    Talking Funny

  6. Default Dumping some of my funnies folder ;D

    Last edited by Noxide; 22-02-2011 at 07:57 PM.

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    Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
    Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
    'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants

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    Talking Funny

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    Default Wife Vs Girlfriend

    *A Wife is like a TV*
    **A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE**

    At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE

    When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you change your MOBILE

    Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE

    TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

    TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!

    But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

    Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding

    TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't

    MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

    Most Importantly:

    TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do.

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    Default Yes I got Water melon

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