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[Vishay]

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, 'Watch that wall!'

[Cynthia]

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, 'Watch that wall!'

What does it had to do with the husband ?

[Noxide]

Teacher:


Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?


Little Johnny answered:



Drin-king, smo-king, and bon-king.

[Michelle]

Teacher:


Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?


Little Johnny answered:



Drin-king, smo-king, and bon-king.

[Noxide]

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[Vishay]

There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.
They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die.
No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men.
All of the men started clapping.

[Paul]

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[aneeshman]

lol.........