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18-10-2010, 09:31 AM #14751
mind relaxing jokes
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?---- Smiles acrss Miles ----
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18-10-2010, 09:37 AM #14752
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18-10-2010, 10:58 AM #14753
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18-10-2010, 12:07 PM #14754
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18-10-2010, 12:28 PM #14755
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18-10-2010, 12:34 PM #14756
I'm trying, but I don't see anything funny
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18-10-2010, 12:35 PM #14757
I found 16 funny.
But that's just the way I am.
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18-10-2010, 12:36 PM #14758
That's sad. Not funny.
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18-10-2010, 02:35 PM #14759Site Contributor Member
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18-10-2010, 02:59 PM #14760Originally Posted by Noxide Log in to see links